So... what now?

What's all this about? Well, one day, two of my brain cells decided to get drunk and dry hump each other, causing me to think it would be a good idea to write about whatever crosses my mind, much like a tumbleweed rolling across an old prospecting town about to play host to an epic gunfight. When bored, I often start thinking of random topics, but have nobody around to have these discussions with. So why not write these thoughts out for the whole world to see?! (Whole world, in this case, meaning maybe 2 or 3 people.) These thoughts range from random sillyness (is Frankenstein's Monster technically a zombie?) to random revelations (or Fridge Logic (I'll meet you back here in about three hours or so)) to maybe just random things I want to write about.

I already have some idea for series of articles I wish to write, some of which may never come to fruition, some of which I may go start right after this intro post. I may even make a Twitter for this site for some of the more brief and stupid things I think about. But this will most likely be mostly just me rambling about things. (Get it? Like the name of this blog?! AHAHA I SO WITTY.) So, I hope you enjoy my getting an early start on being a senile old man talking about how bananas just aren't as mainstream as they used to be!

Oh, I'm also quite aware that this page looks horrible. I'm working on that. And if any of my faithful readers wish to help out by designing a cool header banner, that would be awesome too.